Classic Me

I'm just sitting here messing around on Facebook when I think,

"Oh crap, I put water on to boil for oatmeal and then forgot about it.  I bet it's boiled completely away."

Then I think,

"And when that happened last week, I'm pretty sure it ruined my pan!"

So I hurry out to the kitchen to check on it.  Instead of boiled-away water, I see

And the really scary thing?

Now, I'm just sitting here blogging instead of paying attention to the water that is now boiling above a burner that is actually on.

I wonder how long it's going to take me to successfully make my 5 minute oatmeal.