- Tortina's Pizzas are only 99 cents and never get old.
- Sneeking up on your wife never gets old... ever.
- When your wife says "it would be nice if..." she fully expects you to do it.
- Getting your socks into the hamper doesn't count as "cleaning up." Trust me.
- Everything you will ever need to know about relationships can be found in chick flicks.
- Always let your wife dress you... its just easier.
- Driving through Wendy's won't count as "going out" to her.
- Fixing what's broken is your job. Pointing out what's broken is hers.
Dave - you are a very wise man.